Young Wrangler Mugs

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

The Baby Walker

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Distance to avoid contagion

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Parenting Business Deals

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'Are we there yet?'

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'