Little Wrangler Mugs

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'm so good at this!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"Where's your nose?"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'