Little Monster Wrangler Mugs

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

The Baby Walker

Tourists and their Pets.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

The First Day Back

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

'Monster mobiles.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'