Little Wrangler Pillows

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

The First Martian Dog.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"What did you download at school today?"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'm so good at this!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Where's your nose?"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."