Tiny Wrangler Pillows

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"What did you download at school today?"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

High Riders of the Old West

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I'm so good at this!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Where's your nose?"

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'