Tiny Tot Wrangler Pillows

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"I'm so good at this!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Where's your nose?"

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Parenting Business Deals

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."