Tiny Tot Driver Pillows

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Are we there yet?'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Child driving a toy car

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'I need a jump!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'I need a new toy!'

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

Useless car accessories.

"He makes it look so easy."

"I don't understand. Everyone knows I'm here yet no-one calls in to say hello."

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

'I love eating out.'

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

The Baby Mechanic

Model steam train pulls into a station

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

Baby with L plate.

Tiny caddies carrying clubs.

Modern Day Railway Set.

Policeman breathalysing small child.

"Dear Santa: Now that I'm three, I'm well beyond dolls, doll houses and stuffed animals."