Tiny Tot Engineer Pillows

'I need a new toy!'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Petrol vs electric car

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

"Sippy cup holders!"

"I don't understand. Everyone knows I'm here yet no-one calls in to say hello."

'I love eating out.'

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.

The Baby Mechanic

"Watch out. He's got the Naughty or Nice app."

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

16 months, wow – it seems like only yesterday you were 14 months.

'I think my baby sister is ready for the compter! Last night she said, ' GOO-GOO!''

'Sorry, Tommy, our computer can't play today - it's got a virus!'