Tiny Tot Pillows

'I love eating out.'

"He likes it."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Petrol vs electric car

'I need a new toy!'

Shouting

"How small will he get?"

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

"He makes it look so easy."

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

'Beginning Prodigy Book' - 'Lolly Builds a Cyclotron'

"I don't understand. Everyone knows I'm here yet no-one calls in to say hello."

The Baby Mechanic

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

16 months, wow – it seems like only yesterday you were 14 months.

Baby with L plate.

'He's at that difficult age. Too little to be a hunk and too young to be a couch potatoe.'

'Isn't that an awful big needle for such a tiny dog?'

Tiny caddies carrying clubs.

"Oh, I'm just between naps, Grandma."