High-tech Tot Pillows

"Dear Santa: Now that I'm three, I'm well beyond dolls, doll houses and stuffed animals."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

i-teddy

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

Soccer kids texting

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

Tim's marketing solutions

"Technology is for babies!"

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

Baby Potty Training Robot

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

Newborns on cell phones