Technology Tots Pillows

Hey, it's me

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"He's my school project for science class."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

i-teddy

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Soccer kids texting

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Technology is for babies!"

Baby Potty Training Robot

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Tim's marketing solutions

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Newborns on cell phones

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'