Trendsetting Tots Pillows

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"We have the exact same taste."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Nice bling!'

"They grow up too fast."

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

Solar Flares

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Too Much?