Tool Time Tiny Tot Pillows

The Baby Mechanic

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Award Winning Gardener

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

DIY horror.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"Bob's a tool belt."

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Petrol vs electric car

'I need a new toy!'

DIY expert.

Super Homeworld

Blue-Collar Workers

Impractical Gardener.

Mechanics price list.

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

When Handy Men lose it...

Scre

"Please hurry with the bookshelves, these things are heavy."

'I love eating out.'

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

'I tried fixing it myself, but no joy I'm afraid.'

Santa Claus's Tool Box

16 months, wow – it seems like only yesterday you were 14 months.

'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'