Tool Time Pillows

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Award Winning Gardener

A DIY disaster.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

D.I.Y

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

DIY horror.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"Bob's a tool belt."

All Major Cash Honored.

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

DIY expert.

Reality home-improvement show.

Super Homeworld

Blue-Collar Workers

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

Impractical Gardener.

Caveman: 'ARRRGH! Run for it KRAG! DINOSAWS!!'

Mechanics price list.

When Handy Men lose it...

Scre

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

"Please hurry with the bookshelves, these things are heavy."

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong!"