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'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Award Winning Gardener

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

A DIY disaster.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

D.I.Y

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

DIY horror.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"Bob's a tool belt."

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

All Major Cash Honored.

Reality home-improvement show.

DIY expert.

Super Homeworld

Caveman: 'ARRRGH! Run for it KRAG! DINOSAWS!!'

Impractical Gardener.

"Don't forget to read the assembly details before you start."

Blue-Collar Workers

Mechanics price list.

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

"Please hurry with the bookshelves, these things are heavy."

Scre

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong!"

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"