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'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Award Winning Gardener

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

CLEAR!

A crab with a utility knife claw

The Hammer

D.I.Y with dad.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

DIY horror.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"