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'Here's all that stuff I used in that demonstration, but for Pete's sake, don't try it at home!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Award Winning Gardener

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

D.I.Y

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Meet the new factory manager.

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

DIY horror.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"Bob's a tool belt."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

All Major Cash Honored.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

Reality home-improvement show.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

DIY expert.

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Photocoffier.

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

STRIP Hambone: Latest in portable computers

"They've replaced the company car."