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'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Award Winning Gardener

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

D.I.Y

Sisyphus during Covid

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

DIY horror.

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

"Bob's a tool belt."

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Congratulations for male runner

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Reality home-improvement show.

DIY expert.

Super Homeworld

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

Blue-Collar Workers

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Workmen Lifting.

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

Mechanics price list.

"I bet I'm the first one here."

Michael Schumacher

"Please hurry with the bookshelves, these things are heavy."

'Spinout!'

When Handy Men lose it...

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!