Toolbox Titan T-Shirts

Workmen Lifting.

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"A door can never have too many hinges."

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"Well, a DIY manicure using a plane was my first clue..."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

D.I.Y with dad.

Building business relations.

Sisyphus during Covid

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Handy-lion

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Modern Studying

Stop the big guy!

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

What are we going to do? Let's get something to eat. Yes!! I like the sound of that idea. Count us in. I'm buying. What's the caveat? Hold it! Stop! I'm putting an end to all this right here!

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

The He-Man Bag

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'