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"Ok, here's the meeting agenda: heal the wounds, listen to the partners, fix the leaks, make the deal, soothe the suppliers, spank the banks...."

Sisyphus during Covid

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Football.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Stop the big guy!

'Welcome to the rat race.'

Congratulations for male runner

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

Workmen Lifting.

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'Spinout!'

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

"Your track coach expects a speedy recovery."

Rafael Nadal

Michael Schumacher

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'