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'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"It's o.k., come on out."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'Does it come on Disc?'

Stop the big guy!

'Welcome to the rat race.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

Panzer Hut.

The Trench-Sealer

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

Culturally significant problems solved.

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Workmen Lifting.

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

'Say, this is interesting.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'Can anyone throw something that will stick?'

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

It's ok, he's friendly.

'It's not the meek who inherit the earth, it's the geeks.'