Little Scientist Wrangler Pillows

"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

High Riders of the Old West

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I'm so good at this!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Where's your nose?"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

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Kid tries to lasso a cat

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

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