Little Scientist Pillows

'My correspondence course has arrived. In mud pie making.'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

'Hey, stuff from my computer will stick to the ceiling.'

'Wow, mom, thanks for the neat little chemistry set.'

'When we asked for a specimen we didn't want a salamander.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"Coal used to come in hard pieces, like rocks."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Young Picasso at the Beach

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

A young positivist.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

Sunny with a chance of Helium

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'