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'My correspondence course has arrived. In mud pie making.'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

'Hey, stuff from my computer will stick to the ceiling.'

'Wow, mom, thanks for the neat little chemistry set.'

'When we asked for a specimen we didn't want a salamander.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Coal used to come in hard pieces, like rocks."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

A young positivist.

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

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