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'What did you learn in Science class today?'

A young positivist.

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'well, that proves that. Mom's phone doesn't have a 'Float' app.'

"Believe me, son, you'll grow up fast enough. . . you don't need to check your height EVERY DAY!"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Playdough's The Republic

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Bike Rides

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

A baby playing on a grand piano

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"It must be still charging."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

Chaironaut

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Exploring in the countryside.

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."