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'What did you learn in Science class today?'

A young positivist.

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'well, that proves that. Mom's phone doesn't have a 'Float' app.'

"Believe me, son, you'll grow up fast enough. . . you don't need to check your height EVERY DAY!"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Playdough's The Republic

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Bike Rides

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"It must be still charging."

"She's always been a quick learner."

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Exploring in the countryside.

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Chaironaut

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."