Pony Wrangler Mugs

Show Jumping Tantrums

The Baby Walker

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

A child and his dog

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

The First Day Back

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"He's a rescue."

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

"I handle chatty people for him."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'