Puppy Wrangler Mugs

Puppy toys according to a human vs. puppy toys according to a puppy

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"Gracie learned how to whistle today."

Puppy Potty Training.

Naughty Puppy Dog.

Heel! Toe!

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'I had no idea a puppy could be so destructive.'

'Hello, doggie obedience school?'

"Hello, Sainsbury's? Do you sell dog food for very naughty puppies? No? Well, I certainly don't blame you. Thank you, Sainsbury's, and goodbye."

'He's at a very destructive age.'

Ventriloquism for beginners.

'Rusty, stay!'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

"We've trained him to 'go on command.' Currently, the command is, 'Ralph-Grab the Dog Before He Goes On The Carpet!'"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"A man's best friend wouldn't poop on the carpet!"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"He's a rescue."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Menage a Paws.

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I'm shedding.'