Puppy Wranglers Mugs

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Tourists and their Pets.

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Climbing with the baby

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Babies

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Show Jumping Tantrums

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"