Kid Wranglers Mugs

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Babies

The Baby Walker

Interior design trends for parents....

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Tourists and their Pets.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

That's my daughter, Alayna

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Beware of teething baby.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Parenting Business Deals

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Climbing with the baby

The First Day Back

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Quiet Time

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.