Twin Wranglers Mugs

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Interior design trends for parents....

Tourists and their Pets.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'Beware of teething baby.'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Climbing with the baby

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

Babies

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

Super Homeworld

"When do I get my phone call"

"There's a grouch on my couch."

The First Supper

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'