Twin Wranglers Pillows

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Interior design trends for parents....

Tourists and their Pets.

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Climbing with the baby

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

Babies

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

Super Homeworld

"When do I get my phone call"

The First Supper

"There's a grouch on my couch."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'