Chaos Wranglers Pillows

Interior design trends for parents....

Tourists and their Pets.

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

Toys in the DVD Player.

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

'Beware of teething baby.'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Climbing with the baby

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Parental Training Course

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Babies

'How many kids do you actually have?'

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

"I handle chatty people for him."

"When do I get my phone call"

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

"There's a grouch on my couch."

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

The First Supper