Train Wranglers Pillows

"You ain't gettin' on this train until I get off first."

Interior design trends for parents....

A trevor of trainspotters

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Babies

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"I handle chatty people for him."

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

Super Homeworld

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"But it's been five whole minutes! How can you still be mad?"

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

'Well, I think I've finally gotten a handle on Jim!'

"I can't believe it, Cruz! You and I are finally adults, in charge of our own lives, free to do whatever we want! I mean, no one forces us to celebrate our children's birthdays at Peter Cheeser Pizza, right?"

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

"It appears that your stallion has been out to stud too long."

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

'Another irritating thing, she always has to have the last...'

"Diane, this is Karen, an old war buddy of mine."

No caption. (Frank is holding hose. A loop-de-loop behind his is matched by a loop-de-loop in the water coming out of the hose.)