Triplet Wranglers Pillows

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

Interior design trends for parents....

Tourists and their Pets.

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Climbing with the baby

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Babies

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Super Homeworld

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

"When do I get my phone call"

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

The First Supper

"There's a grouch on my couch."

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

Burnt Out Dolls' House

"Sorry sweetie, I can't carry you anymore."

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"

"But it's been five whole minutes! How can you still be mad?"

'Occupational hazard.'