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Whine Country: 'Are we there yet!?' Wally is makin' faces at me!' Whhhhy Nottt?'

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

"I can't believe it, Cruz! You and I are finally adults, in charge of our own lives, free to do whatever we want! I mean, no one forces us to celebrate our children's birthdays at Peter Cheeser Pizza, right?"

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

The Baby Walker

Interior design trends for parents....

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Beware of teething baby.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

Climbing with the baby

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

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"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

The First Day Back

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Quiet Time

Nanny with children on leash

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"Are you sure they don't include children?"