Whine Country: 'Are we there yet!?' Wally is makin' faces at me!' Whhhhy Nottt?'
Child Wranglers Gifts
Celebrate the art of child wrangling with our unique collection of products tailored for those who delight in managing little adventurers. Perfect for teachers, caregivers, or parents with a vibrant sense of humor, our range offers witty mugs, fun t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints. These items are designed to bring a smile to their face and highlight their creative approach to handling the energetic world of children. Whether as a thoughtful gift or a stand-out addition to their space, discover products that recognize their exceptional skills in a playful way.
'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'
"I can't believe it, Cruz! You and I are finally adults, in charge of our own lives, free to do whatever we want! I mean, no one forces us to celebrate our children's birthdays at Peter Cheeser Pizza, right?"
I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!
The Baby Walker
Interior design trends for parents....
"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."
Well, we thought we had childproofed the house
"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"
'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'
"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."
"Mom, can you come get me?"
Toys in the DVD Player.
That's my daughter, Alayna
'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'
"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
'Beware of teething baby.'
"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"
'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'
"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."
"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"
"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."
Parenting Business Deals
Climbing with the baby
Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep
The First Day Back
'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'
Quiet Time
'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'
Nanny with children on leash
I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints
Kindergarten Primary School Teacher
Careful
'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'
Child Wranglers Gifts Collection
Child Wranglers Mugs
Discover more witty and charming mugs celebrating child wranglers—perfect for adding humor to their daily routine.
Child Wranglers Pillows
Check out our comfy pillows designed for child wranglers—great for relaxing after a busy day of managing little adventurers.
Child Wranglers Prints
Explore vibrant prints that celebrate the joy and chaos of child wrangling—ideal for decorating their favorite space with a fun touch.
Child Wranglers T-Shirts
Browse our playful t-shirt collection for child wranglers—great for everyday wear or special occasions that call for a bit of humor.