Mischief Wranglers Gifts

"Thank god you're home.The kids have run riot around the house all day."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Interior design trends for parents....

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Runaway Horse

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Backfire

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Mittens is challenged by the string.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Boy rolled into a snowball

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

Tourists and their Pets.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."