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Interior design trends for parents....

Tourists and their Pets.

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Climbing with the baby

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

Babies

Parental Training Course

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'How many kids do you actually have?'

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

"When do I get my phone call"

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"There's a grouch on my couch."