Toddler Wranglers Gifts

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'

'Beware of teething baby.'

Potty training? Couldn't we just send him to camp for that or something? Inge.

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"But it's been five whole minutes! How can you still be mad?"

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

Interior design trends for parents....

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Toys in the DVD Player.

"I'm so good at this!"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Where's your nose?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Climbing with the baby

A mum trying to dry an excited child