Toddler Wranglers Prints

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

'Yes, bedwetting can be an issue, but there's no need to make a big deal of it...'

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'

'Beware of teething baby.'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"But it's been five whole minutes! How can you still be mad?"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

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"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"I'm so good at this!"

Toys in the DVD Player.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Where's your nose?"

Climbing with the baby

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

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"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"