Racket Wranglers Gifts

'For goodness sake, give up badminton and take up squash or something.'

Interior design trends for parents....

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Babies

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

Super Homeworld

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

Worm running away from hook.

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

Wordplay

'Well, I think I've finally gotten a handle on Jim!'

"It appears that your stallion has been out to stud too long."

"Care to make it interesting?"

'Could you help me on my grunting.'

A tantrum of tennis players