Baby Wranglers Pillows

'You wash, I'll dry.'

'That's our new Incontinence Specialist.'

"When do I get my phone call"

The First Supper

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'You must've really been tired last night. You put the diaper on the dog.'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Toys in the DVD Player.

'As we don't have a dog the responsibility falls to me.'

Climbing with the baby

'Occupational hazard.'

Kitchen Appliances Fed Up With The Baby.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"It's a break!"

Interior design trends for parents....

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'Beware of teething baby.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"