Baby Wranglers Pillows

'You wash, I'll dry.'

'That's our new Incontinence Specialist.'

"When do I get my phone call"

The First Supper

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'You must've really been tired last night. You put the diaper on the dog.'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Toys in the DVD Player.

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

'As we don't have a dog the responsibility falls to me.'

Climbing with the baby

'Occupational hazard.'

Kitchen Appliances Fed Up With The Baby.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"It's a break!"

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

Interior design trends for parents....

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Beware of teething baby.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

Parenting Business Deals

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!