Triplet Wranglers T-Shirts

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

Interior design trends for parents....

Tourists and their Pets.

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Climbing with the baby

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Babies

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

Super Homeworld

"When do I get my phone call"

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

The First Supper

"There's a grouch on my couch."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'

"Sorry sweetie, I can't carry you anymore."

Burnt Out Dolls' House

"He's at that awkward age when they can try him as an adult."

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'Occupational hazard.'

"But it's been five whole minutes! How can you still be mad?"