Monster Wranglers Pillows

Tourists and their Pets.

"There's a grouch on my couch."

Interior design trends for parents....

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Fish don't like worms.

Dissectum Paniculata

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Babies

Steve Irwin.

Snake Dress-Up

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"I handle chatty people for him."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Menace.