Pony Wrangler Prints

Show Jumping Tantrums

The Baby Walker

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

The First Day Back

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

A child and his dog

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"He's a rescue."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Menage a Paws.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."