Little Sibling Wrangler Mugs

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

High Riders of the Old West

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'm so good at this!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"Where's your nose?"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'