Family Wrangler Mugs

'But we can't go to Australia for our honeymoon, you know how my Mother hates flying!'

"Music lessons, gymnastics, horseback riding... your extra curriculum activities are my extra vehicular activities!"

Happy Birthday MUM!

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'm so good at this!"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Where's your nose?"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!