Family Wrangler Gifts

'But we can't go to Australia for our honeymoon, you know how my Mother hates flying!'

"Music lessons, gymnastics, horseback riding... your extra curriculum activities are my extra vehicular activities!"

Happy Birthday MUM!

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'm so good at this!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Where's your nose?"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

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