Little Sibling Wrangler Prints

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

High Riders of the Old West

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'm so good at this!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"Where's your nose?"

Parenting Business Deals

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'