Baby Wrangler Prints

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

"It's nothing to worry about. He just seems to be experiencing a growth spurt."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'Is he your first?'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"I couldn't find the off switch."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

Gas Mask.

Working from home

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Ladies' Game

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

'We're just thankful that the baby is healthy.'

Baby Do Something.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: What's that stuff by the light switch?

'Are we there yet?'

Baby escaping from cot.

Extra Baby-Baggage.

"Poor kid. He gets such violent wind"

Jim was always willing to help out with the baby wherever he could.

Meeting the Inlaws.

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Baby Changing Room: 'Swap.'

Baby Shower

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

'How many times have I said never to leave any dangerous things in reach of the baby... Things like knifes or forks... Or Asparagus sticks!'

Free the Downtown Three!

"This paternity leave plays havoc with your handicap."

"It's OK, it's just pee."

"Your baby is fine, but we're keeping her overnight as a precaution. Here's a loaner."

Baby Mums.

"My baby is not on backwards - your baby is on backwards."